tofsy

Tofsy is when you can't decide on a date for something to happen. It means a day on this current week.

Friend: we should go to the park!
Me:when?
Friend:idk tofsy

by TurtleBLEACH5 July 7, 2017

twosted

refers to a past state of being very drunk and high, from the word twisted. sort of all over the place.

hillary and i took about 15 shots and ten bong hits before we went out last night. we were fuckin twosted.

by marcy December 19, 2004

Twenty twos

22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.

Man I just put twenty twos on my ride.
It is a bitchin ride now

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019

twos

Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.
It makes sense as a noun -
Adjective -
imperative -
verb
Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.

There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.

got any twos? (weed, dope etc)
I'm twosed (baked)
TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.
Im twosing (smoking a joint)

by Officer TasTwos September 28, 2006

Gruesome Twosome

Two out of control males that are like a car wreck waiting to happen but you can't turn away from. Involved in Shameless self promotion, could care less about what people think, and bring the thunder.

Troy and Dan are the original Gruesome twosome. May have taken a little bit from the Bash Bros, two cory's, and the Hilton's

by clegd July 27, 2009

Tulsa Twostep

Two people lay side by side, in opposite directions. Each person then inserts a foot into the other's rectum or vagina. Both parties then attempt to moonwalk.

A variation on these dance involves one person inserting both feet into the other person's rectum and/or vagina.

I was sure embarrassed when my grandma walked in on me and Steve doing the Tulsa Twostep, while whacked out on paint fumes again.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

twofootitus

An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat

Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.

by Rick Rasmussen January 19, 2008