Twitterpated 

A profound addiction to Twitter.

Preferring the use of Twitter over Facebook.

"She's cute, does she have a facebook page."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."

Twitterpated by rhastings88 July 11, 2009

twitterpated 

Being obessed with twitting every thought on Twitter

"Obama needs to stop being so twitterpated."

twitterpated by tigers4u April 19, 2010

twitterpated 

Excessive use of Twitter to contact one's significant other.

One may become "twitterpated" from excessive use of Twitter to contact one's significant other.

twitterpated by missgigimeowcat June 6, 2009

twitterpated 

When I feel a certain way about a girl

Me and a girl. Specifically one I am attracted to.

twitterpated by Tyler March 10, 2004

Twitterpated 

To be amorously infatuated with someone, based solely on their social media posts, i.e. Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn, etc.

Friend 1 - "Dude, let's go get something to eat."
Friend 2 - "I can't. I'm expecting a Tweet from this chick."
Friend 1 - "Have you even met her?"
Friend 2 - "No, just on Twitter."
Friend 1 - "Dude, you're totally Twitterpated."

Twitterpated by Scotty 'Buzzsaw' February 11, 2010

twitterpated 

Noun. A term to describe the feeling that is "being high" or "stoned", the reaction to smoking marijuana
Verb. Getting twitterpated or twitterpating is the act of "getting high" or smoking marijuana. Twitterpate

N. "That bong got me twitterpated in one hit!" or "Lets get twitterpated
V. "I'm going over to John's to right now to twitterpate with him."

twitterpated by Sabrina March 3, 2005

Twitterpated 

The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.

“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”

Twitterpated by android_weber August 25, 2009