A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.
Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.
Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.
Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.
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Get the The Twilight Series mug.The Twilight Plague, also known as the Twilight Epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. The disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by Stephanie Meyer. Other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.
Travis: "Would you say that I am a vampire or a werewolf?"
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."
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Get the Twilight Time mug.When your so sick of Twilight and the fangirls, that you want so badly for someone to throw away everything Twilight.
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Get the Twilight Sickness mug.1.The time before sunrise and after the sun sets.
2. A book which people won't shut up about.
Almost every single girl I know won't stop reading the fucking thing.
2. A book which people won't shut up about.
Almost every single girl I know won't stop reading the fucking thing.
by Unimportant Name April 2, 2009
Get the Twilight mug.A book with no literary value whatsoever. It's biggest fans tend to be fangirls who are in love with Edward because they think he's sexy (despite the fact that he is merely a word).
There's no character development at all, and the protaganist, Bella Swan, would die without Edward, which leaves some of us to believe that she may, in fact, be a zombie due to the fact that she probably died sometime before the story even took place (thanks to her knack for falling in front of cars and other bullshit).
This book is so bad that I actually couldn't stomach to read it. I read more of Jane Austen than I did of Twilight. And I hate Jane Austen.
Read this if you want to look like an idiot in front of someone who isn't.
There's no character development at all, and the protaganist, Bella Swan, would die without Edward, which leaves some of us to believe that she may, in fact, be a zombie due to the fact that she probably died sometime before the story even took place (thanks to her knack for falling in front of cars and other bullshit).
This book is so bad that I actually couldn't stomach to read it. I read more of Jane Austen than I did of Twilight. And I hate Jane Austen.
Read this if you want to look like an idiot in front of someone who isn't.
Example of a conversation about a good book:
That was awesome, it really left me thinking differently and feeling differently... I think it really did make a difference/imprint/something.
Example of a conversation about Twilight:
EDWARD IS SOOOOOO HAAAWWWTTT <3<3<3<3 luvluvluvluvluv edward culleennnn i'm MRS. CULLLENNN.... CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT???? WTF IS THAT!?
That was awesome, it really left me thinking differently and feeling differently... I think it really did make a difference/imprint/something.
Example of a conversation about Twilight:
EDWARD IS SOOOOOO HAAAWWWTTT <3<3<3<3 luvluvluvluvluv edward culleennnn i'm MRS. CULLLENNN.... CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT???? WTF IS THAT!?
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Get the twilight mug.A badly written book by Stephenie Meyer about a sparkling "vampire" *coughfairycough* named Gary-SueCullen who falls in love with a human, Mary-Sue Swan.
Gary-Sue is an abusive, 100 year old virgin stuck in the body of a 17 year old. Mary-Sue is a complete idiot who can't think or do things for herself. Gary-Sue loves Mary-Sue ONLY because of the way she smells. (Time of the mont, amirite?) Mary-Sue only loves Gary-Sue because he's "hot", cold to the touch and his skin is as hard as stone. (Statue fetish, anyone?)
Mary-Sue also falls in love with Pedo Bear the werewolf.
Gary-Sue promises he'll never leave Mary-Sue and that he'll always love her. Then he dumps her and Mary-sue flings herself off a cliff because she's so emo and can't live without her sparklepire boyfriend.
Later on Gary-Sue fucks Mary-Sue so hard it hurts her and gets Mary-Sue pregnant and rips the baby out of Mary-Sue's stomach with his teeth.
Because Pedo Bear could not score with Mary-Sue, he imprints on the infant vampire mutant... demon... thing, making her his future wife. In 7 or so years the baby has the body of an 18 year old and Pedo Bear is happy.
Gary-Sue is an abusive, 100 year old virgin stuck in the body of a 17 year old. Mary-Sue is a complete idiot who can't think or do things for herself. Gary-Sue loves Mary-Sue ONLY because of the way she smells. (Time of the mont, amirite?) Mary-Sue only loves Gary-Sue because he's "hot", cold to the touch and his skin is as hard as stone. (Statue fetish, anyone?)
Mary-Sue also falls in love with Pedo Bear the werewolf.
Gary-Sue promises he'll never leave Mary-Sue and that he'll always love her. Then he dumps her and Mary-sue flings herself off a cliff because she's so emo and can't live without her sparklepire boyfriend.
Later on Gary-Sue fucks Mary-Sue so hard it hurts her and gets Mary-Sue pregnant and rips the baby out of Mary-Sue's stomach with his teeth.
Because Pedo Bear could not score with Mary-Sue, he imprints on the infant vampire mutant... demon... thing, making her his future wife. In 7 or so years the baby has the body of an 18 year old and Pedo Bear is happy.
Twitard: Like, OMG! Twilight is so deep and well thought out and the plot is UHMAZING!! It's an UUUUHHHHHMAAAAZZZZIIINNNGGG BUUUUUUKKK!!!!!!!
Normal person: No, Twilight does not have a plot, the writing sucks and it's nothing more than a 35 year old's wet dream of underage fairies.
Twitard: EXCUSE ME? HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU'RE NOT PRETTY LIKE BELLA AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ANYONE LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL, LESBIAN BITCH!
Normal person: No, Twilight does not have a plot, the writing sucks and it's nothing more than a 35 year old's wet dream of underage fairies.
Twitard: EXCUSE ME? HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU'RE NOT PRETTY LIKE BELLA AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ANYONE LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL, LESBIAN BITCH!
by The lol Bandit May 10, 2009
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