Twat

Slang word used describing a woman's vagina.

Twat did you say!!!

by Pickle Bread July 2, 2009

twatted

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009

[Twat]

A womans sex hole.

Omg; He went so deep into my Twat
It was so good. We're going again
tonight at my place.

by PoisonBaby October 25, 2008

Twat

Person who uses Twitter to the point of annoying the hell out of everyone or simply a person who uses Twitter.

"Jesus, does Sarah have to tell us every stupid thing she's doing on Twitter?"

"She's a Twat."

by Ice_Shade August 3, 2009

twat it

To absolutely smash something out of existence. Generally a way of telling or describing how hard to hit something.

Playing pool:

Player 1: I don't really know how to break.
Player 2: Just twat it!

by Jcrx September 10, 2019

Twat

A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.

You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!

by Amelia16 August 25, 2014

Twatting

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."

by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023