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Twatflake

A self entitled, righteous millennial that thinks they are more special than all the other humans, and only thinks the world revolves around their own twat.
The twatflake sat in the kitchen and guzzled down all the drinks that were purchased for the night's evening guests.
by Lyn Sea Belle January 12, 2022
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Tearful

Tearful is:
A) Something that makes you sad
or
B) A way to describe your feelings when you wanted something and you couldn't have it
A) Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Oh no! How very tearful!

B) Person 1: Damn, I wanted to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert, but it was sold out!
Person 2: Yeah, I know! It's so very tearful!
by Sahley January 29, 2007
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Related Words
TWARF Twart twatface twaffle tarf twarrie twar Tward TARFU Twaft

obese twafag

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.
Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL
by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017
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TARFBM

(Pronounced Tarf-boom) Originating from a text sent from an older brother to his younger brother's recent ex-girlfriend, TARFBM stands for: That's A Really Fucking Bitch Move. Used as a substitute for FML when associated with another person.
"So I found out about you breaking up with him over text. TARFBM."
by Tennisguy93 November 8, 2009
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Tarfubarn

Tarfun: Things Are Really Fucked Up Now.
Fubar: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.
See SNAFU for further information.

Tarfun + Fubar = Tarfubarn
Tarfubarn: Things Are Really Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Now.

Happens if you think the worst possible already happened, but then it gets even worse.
'The day started out SNAFU, but then my machine went TARFUN, the whole place was really FUBAR after that and finally I got fired.'

*sigh*

'Additionally my girlfriend broke up with me in the evening.

Man, my whole life went TARFUBARN in just one fucked up day!'
by Dr.ScroTus June 29, 2010
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Twurf

To toss a midget after having sex with it.
- The carnival is in town, wanna come?
- Hm... To twurf or not to twurf?

- The Kappa Sigma house just got a case of crash helmets!
- Why? They went full retard?
- No, man! We gonna be Twurfing, TONIGHT.

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by Focushour April 17, 2010
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Twafini

A twafini is a penis. It could also be used when talking about activities during sex.
Hey gurl! I had sex with Devin last night and his twafini was huge! OMG!

Dude! I walked in on Michaela and Devin last night and they were totally doing the twafini!
by twafinilover July 13, 2011
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