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Tort

A mixture of a tent and fort. Basically a fort which has been built out of pillows and blankets but looks and has the shape of a tent.
Our tort was so awesome.
by Fudgecake May 14, 2016
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Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.
Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.
by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021
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Tort

Did you bring the tort ?
by David the romanian November 2, 2020
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Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.
Our tort was built really well.
by Fudgecake May 14, 2016
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Matt Tort

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style
by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024
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Tort

Wow have you heard Emily is tort”
by Starlove03 January 21, 2020
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pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.
Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll
by type69diabetes May 18, 2021
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