I want to [fuck] her in the worst way

Standing up in a hammock

Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

by terryzz February 17, 2009

good enough to fuck your mother

When you feel so good that you can fuck somones mom.

Hey, How are you feelin Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!! -Super troopers

by _Zd_ December 24, 2007

I want to [fuck]

In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.

two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?

by TERRYZZ February 17, 2009

Id like to fuck

The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.

Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*

…and the list goes on

Dude 1: damn. Look at all those people Id like to fuck

Dude 2: yea. Everyone but the grand milf.

by Hempn March 4, 2010

teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade.
This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.

I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

by Alex Bakke (Alex_Augmented) April 10, 2008

Drunk and Down to Fuck

When you're intoxicated and aren't just down to fuck, but you're wasted and just about anything will do.

John was out on Friday night and slept with a cougar who was Drunk And Down To Fuck. God bless alcohol!!!!

by dadtf March 16, 2009