A large creature with super human strength. Has skin that can deflect arrows and bullets alike. First discovered in drawings on caves in perhistoric times. It towers over any middleschooler and can crush a human skull and rip apart any poor soul that comes in its path. Also known as the puffdaddy.
I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
by Wizzardandrew March 14, 2013

A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.
Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa
by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016

Someone who can give specific directions to the Statue of Liberty without ever being there them self.
by Silentgames May 23, 2018

A cheapo luxo-barge formerly produced by Chrysler. Massive boat of a car decked with copious quantities fake chrome which peels with age. The inside is like grandma's living room-- cloth sofas and plentiful fake wood plastered over the flimsy plastic dash. luxobarge chrysler cumbersome frumpy mercury buick oldsmobile
by Vidame June 28, 2016

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 09, 2010

Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.
Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.
Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)
Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.
Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.
Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)
Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.
by Perplexing Enigma May 09, 2011
