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Terrorista

A female Islamic terrorist usually covers her entire face with a hijab while carrying a terror manual called Quran with her. She's ready to kill you with a machete, sword or AK-47 as all Muslims are obligated to kill non-Muslims during their Jihad warfare.

An Islamic terrorista is more dangerous than the male Islamic terrorists. Being a woman, she stays under the radar of intel agencies. Ignore this threat at your own peril.

If you're a non-Muslim and value your life (and the lives of your neighbors), you'd report an Islamic terrorista to the authorities from a safe zone.
Nabila and Fatima always wear a hijab. I saw their online posts; they often repost articles glorifying the Hamas and other terrorist outfits. They secretly confided to me that they hate Jews, and I find their movements very strange. They disappear from the class every day at two-forty-five. I think both these gals are terroristas. We must keep an eye on their activities. Report anything suspicious.

Me: "What's this headbag you're wearing?"
Muslim girl: "It's called a burqa."
Me: "Burgq durqa. You're making me feel uncomfortable with that attire. Please dress like a normal person, not a terrorista."
Everyone: "Terrorista. Terrorista. Terrorista."
by Third World Sam November 6, 2023
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brand terrorist

A corporate term that refers to any employee who actively works against the core values of the company's brand.
Here at ACME, our advertising is all about our commitment to customer service, but our idiot service rep Jack always fights with customers on the phone. He's a total brand terrorist...
by Joe Chicago April 22, 2008
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chicken terrors

A severe permutation of chicken phobia, experienced during sleep, which is formally classified as a sleep disorder.
I heard screaming and walked into my daughter’s room in the middle of the night and found her sitting upright and clearly terrified, staring at the blank wall, yelling “chicken!” at the top of her lungs; it was clearly a case of chicken terrors.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
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msn terrorist

Someone on your friends list who logs on about 50 times a minute. He or she also keeps on sending all sorts of invitations, so it gets really annoying
Stop logging in and out all the time, msn terrorist!
by jormeidt September 19, 2007
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Trump Terrors

A non-medical term to describe post 2016 presidential election nightmares about the fate of America and it's economy. The nightmares are generally experienced with Trump Sweats, trembling ,extreme nausea and anxiety.
These Trump Terrors have been keeping me up at night. I keep dreaming a cheesy puff is chasing me during the Hunger Games.
by lilnki December 7, 2016
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cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).
These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.
by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016
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Harry Potter Terrorist

A person that waits in line at a harry potter book launch (most relevantly that of the final installment), and on receiving the sacred novel, promptly flicks to the final portion of the book, scim reads the vitals, then shouts as loudly as possible, the ending of this epic, 6/7? book long tale, destroying albeit temporarily, the lives of the previously oh so excited minions of the man with the big wand.

Some will go into greater depth once they get home, quickly figure out exactly what happens, then let as many fans as possible know what happens eg. by changing their facebook status to something like John Johnson is Harry shags ron who is actually voldemort, harry turns to the dark side with hermione, they menage a trois it till they die. NOT. because theyre immortal.
- Did you see Johns facebook status? What a twat.

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