Tech

“Tech”
Word for saying something is sick and cool
(Can also be used to call a vape)

“Yo bro tonight’s literally been a movie, shit was tech asf”
“Yo bro check out this tech it domes hard as fuck”
“You boys wanna run the bar” -yeah bro that sounds tech asf

by Dxout November 2, 2025

tech nigga

A recent example of the many aliases that marques brownlee AKA markASS brownlee possesses.
gained popularity due to the fact that youtube literally shows you his channel when you type in "tech nigga" into the search bar

Dang that tech nigga's uploaded a video about the galaxy fold for the 83rd time

by darkmeteo May 2, 2019

Tech extremist

People opposing Mongolia who consume rare earth metals to enhance their physical prowess.

They steal uncles and force them to work in their illegal fishing farms around the world in their search for rare fish, and also use them to sabotage the Mongolia GDP in every way they can. They oppose illegal bug fights and take extreme measures to prevent them.

Hans: "The tech extremists are taking my uncle to work in metal mines in Central Asia!"
Luca Maxim: "This will not be tolerated in 2023."

by nbkseven November 1, 2022

tech gear

this consists of 5 things a teenager needs to survive which consists of an mp3 player for music, a games console for games, a digital camera for images, a mobile phone to keep in contact with people and a computer which basically organises your whole day, without these a teenager cannot survive

teen 1: what stuff you got dude?

teen 2: i got an ipod, a psp, kodak camera, nokia n95 and a laptop

teen 3: wow you got the full tech gear

by a-lix December 19, 2008

Tech Crew

the group of ninjas lurking backstage that run the show and do all the jobs everyone else is too lazy to do.

If you piss off tech crew, don't expect your show to run smoothly.

by MuffinNinja January 25, 2011

Tech Extremism

Tech Extremism is an ideology based on three main ideas, the consumption of rare earth metals, striving to decrease the GDP of several developing countries (especially Mongolia), and destroying revolutionary concepts such as silkworm farming and non-combustion engines. It was started by three men of unknown origin who were tasked with transporting a large amount of titanium for a secret government project. Khyrsos quickly rose through the ranks to become the most powerful Tech Extremist, he is currently hunting down Luca Maxim with the collaboration of Zara Employees to stop him from consulting with sentient animals. Khyrsos's connections to the secret corporation "La Vache" are still being studied. Tech Extremists are also dedicated to stealing valuable and productive uncles from developing countries, such as Mongolia and Kazakhstan. Uncle theft is being addressed mainly by Luca Maxim and his squad of sentient animal beings Gerald, Mateo, Jicheal, and Franco. This group of Anti-Tech Extremists is constantly finding ways to speed up the de-centralized procurement of vacuum cleaner parts, found gecko sanctuaries, participate in illegal bug fights, improve Morrocan sandboarding, boost the GDP of Mongolia, obtain Mongolian Fishing Boots (MFB), and most importantly, destroy Tech Extremism worldwide.

Tech Extremism is the most dangerous secret ideology, founded by Khyrsos.

"Khyrsos is now the most powerful Tech Extremist, he must be stopped"

by one_rusty_boi January 9, 2023

Tech N9ne

unbeleavable skill and ryme, speed, unbeatable lyrics and sound.the best period.

a rapid gun fire from a machinegun

by Blezo May 5, 2003