Syntax error

The most fucking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. You press all these numbers and you THINK it's the right button to press but really the calculator's been LYING to you and you've really fucked up big time, but it waits until you've pressed the = button and then it flashes with 'Syntax error' which is basically calculator talk for "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKED IT! NOW THE REST OF THE CLASS CAN ADVANCE TO QUESTION TWENTY-THREE WHILST YOU ARE STILL TRAPPED AT TWENTY-TWO, YOU INADEQUATE CALCUATOR-USER! I HATE ALL YOU STAND FOR AND YOUR WAY OF LIFE!" etc etc.

Jill was in her Maths class and she was working out a really hard equation involving logorithms and algebra n shit on her CALCULATOR. She had put in all the numbers and just pressed the = button when BAM! SYNTAX ERROR.

Jill: Fuck!

Jack: What?

Jill: Syntax error!

Jack: Fuck! Oh well, you'll just have to redo all your work. No biggie.

Jill: No biggie my ass! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!

by funkie_chick87 December 28, 2005

Automatically systematic

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.

Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009

The Peametric System

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor

Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 1, 2014

The Education System

An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.

The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.

by failüre November 2, 2018

system of a down

a politically correct band with some fucking unique talent

no example needed, just check out thier albums toxicity and steal this album

by BlankGirl December 26, 2004

two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system

Popularized by Republican candidate Arthur Jones to describe the ruling elites under American democracy.

Also referred to as the TPJPQPS.

The white majority are fed up with all of these lying, cheating, thieving, warmongering, child-molesting political pimps and whores of this corrupt and decadent two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system.

by Edwin Eugene Bagley June 9, 2018

System Opinionstrator

One who claims to maintain or support a computer system but in all actuality only has opinions on how it should be done and may in fact have no hands-on experience to back up said advice.

The chief system opinionstrator criticized how the system administrators actually handled the upgrade, nevermind he had never done an upgrade himself.

by splittingwedge November 8, 2007