Sonia

The most beautiful girl in the world, she makes her boyfriend feel so special and lucky to have her. There is no other girl out there that can be anywhere remotely close to how amazing Sonia is.

Yazerd just won the lottery, no, even better actually he won himself a Sonia

by Yazerd the Hazard May 24, 2018

Shonimonica

A holiday celebrated by people so Jewish they are catholic

Happy Shonimonica to all!!

by Sandeel25 January 30, 2019

Sonic Gang

The loudest niggas on discord

aye was good my nigga i heard u was in sonic gang, yeah nigga we the loudest niggas on discord
Niz, Vctr, Offensive, Spooky, Nylo

by vctr April 24, 2022

Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.

"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

by BurningBrook June 28, 2022

Sonia

A soft, beautiful, and sexy woman. Sonia's over 40 are almost always considered to be MILFs. When people first see a Sonia from across the room, they think she's sexy, but stuck up. She's definitely sexy - but she's not stuck up. She is actually very shy at first, but her stunning beauty and sexy body cause people to misinterpret her shyness as conceit.

Sonias can be very critical of others, but are most critical of themselves. In fact much of their shyness comes from the fear of what others are thinking of them.

Sonia's are some of the most giving people in the world, but often don't get credit for their generosity, because they also are known to ask directly for what they want.

If you are ever lucky enough to have sex with a Sonia, they will ruin you for all other women. It will be the best sex you ever had. She will find out what really turns you on, and will use that to give you the most mind blowing orgasm of your life... And then the next time you have sex will be even better.

Sonia's love all animals. And all animals love Sonia.

Sonias are so sexy, they attract both men and women, and they can make both men and women obsess over them. If you want to keep a Sonia, you must do everything they ask and even try to anticipate their needs. Because remember... once you have sex with her, you'll never want to have sex with anyone else!

Girl: who's that hottie in the corner over there?
Boy: oh! That's Sonia! I used to date her.
Girl: She makes me want to see what it's like to kiss a girl! But she looks stuck up.
Boy: Naaah. Sonia's not stuck up she's just shy...and sexy as hell!!!
Girl: You wanna make out?
Boy: No thanks. I'm only interested in Sonia!

by Mr. Party Smants August 30, 2019

Sonic

The best mascot of any game #Sonic4life!

Sonic is better than Mario

by Sonic Animates July 1, 2019

Sonic '06

Quite possibly the worst game ever made. Some say the developers and producers on the Sonic Team at this time where heavily into cocaine and possibly other drugs and had no idea how bad this game actually was. Others say that this was actually just the test game for Sonic '07 that was rushed out way to early. No one knows for sure, but they do know that it's awful, just awful, and should never be seen by human eyes.

"Hey, did you play that copy of Sonic '06 that I lent to you?"
"I don't think we can be friends anymore..."

by Gamfel Garsh April 20, 2013