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Swordfishing

The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat
I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.
by Dcorks December 31, 2018
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Swordfish

The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.
Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.
by Trashvillepussyhunter December 25, 2010
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Lithuanian Swordfight

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.
I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.
by Arjan Brussee November 5, 2008
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Italian Swordfight

When two guidos have a gay off, usually in the men's room of their gym or a dance club.
See those two guidos over there, looking at themselves naked in the full-length mirror? As soon as no one's looking, they're gonna have an Italian swordfight.
by jackmurphy October 10, 2006
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swordie

Swordie (or sworD fisH) just pwned you.
by Urban Cowboy November 28, 2004
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swordfish

Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance
Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!
by Big Daddy K April 27, 2006
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Swordfighting

This ancient sport originated from Africa and is now used all across the world. Swordfighting is the act of unscrewing ones penis then fighting another person who has unscrewed their penis
Man 1: yo wanna do some Swordfighting
Man 2: yeah sure
man 1: *unscrews penis*
by noah_7736 October 31, 2022
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