sizzard

a "dirty south" term for drinks

lets go to the bar and get some sizzards

by krazykylee10 November 4, 2010

Snizzard

A snake that is a wizard.

How is that snake able to control those people? He's a snake wizard. Also known as a Snizzard.

by McCasper May 31, 2020

Shizzard

a shitty blizzard, commonly occurs durring windstorms in fields with fresh fertilizer on it. Also can occur when you are caught in a port-a-john when it tips over, thus covering you in shit and making it appear as though you were caught in a shizzard

"Christ john you smell like shit, were you caught in a shizzard?

by kyle cuthbertson October 5, 2008

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007

slizzard

When girls get so drunk that they hook up with other girls.

Judy: Did you hear she hooked up with another girl at the party last night?!
Karol: Yeah, she was definitely slizzard!

by guuwrl November 19, 2010

Slizzard

A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.

Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?

Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.

by captainlandpirate. November 14, 2010

Slizzard

Slizzard is when a girl takes a guy's balls and puts them between her armpit.

Hey Suzie, do you wanna slizzard me?

by ChawillCha November 14, 2010