shitternet explorer

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013

Hurry Shitter

A product for gastrointestinally challenged Baby Boomers marketed by the makers of the Hurry Cane which is essentially a rolling toilet on wheels.

You don’t have to get off the pot to take a sunset walk when you take it on the Hurry Shitter!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

Shower shitter

Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it

Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."

by Cladacuis_rigby July 14, 2021

Swinter

Swinter: The combination of summer and winter together.

Candace: Swinter?!
Phineas: Some people call it wummer.

by lykeomgzzzzzgirl June 27, 2009

shameless shitter

someone who doesn't give a shit! they will shit LOUDLY in a public restroom, without worrying about who might hear them! the shitting is accompanied by loud farting, grunting and plops.they often don't flush, either,so everyone can enjoy the fruits of their labor.

did you hear that shameless shitter in the restroom? omg! that was NASTY!!!!! i hope they at least flushed!

by da trick biatch March 2, 2006

Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008

shitter

A player who's extremely bad at a game and/or lacking the skill set to make his team succeed. Seen in competitive games such as CS:GO, League of Legends, Rainbow Six: Siege, Overwatch etc.

Commonly used in 4chan's /v/ and /vg/ boards.

I solo queued csgo yesterday but we lost because of a dumb shitter on our team who went 0-0-12.

by Anonymous May 30, 2019