swirled

the point of being beyond drunk and or high, usually occurs right before passing out. symptoms include loss of motor funtion, memory,speech and may include loss of bladder control

I was swirled last night and I forgot where i was then peed myself.

by Kerry Love Ph.D. July 15, 2005

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

swindle

To trick, to fool, or to take advantage of a person's naivety

I told her I would give her head after she gave me head, But I just put the condom on after she was done sucking me. She got swindled!

by treyrobs August 7, 2014

Swiddle

The act of urinating into the rectum during anal intercourse.

I was having a nice butt fuck with my wife and I thought I was almost there and I wound up swiddleing all inside her anus.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

The Swirley Temple

The act of fucking a girl in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.

also known as "A Janitor's Daughter"

Dumb bitch wasn't old enough to drink... so I took her into the bathroom and gave her the swirley temple!

by NutzOnYaChin September 1, 2012

swindle

to rob somebody out of something.

Man as if you swindled that CD player

by Rick Jamison February 17, 2004

Cock Swindler

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006