swinecentive

noun

BBQ (usually of the North Carolina type) used by bosses to lure teleworkers to the office.

The only thing better than a swinecentive is a desktop quickie.

by The Skiing Bear July 22, 2010

singlestache

The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.

1: Did you see Bob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.

or

I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.

by TheMcGuinness August 28, 2014

Shincest

when a group of people attack one guys shins.

Bob: Why are all those people crowding around John?
Aaron: Oh, that's a Shincest.

by good_boyo November 25, 2017

Stingest

Someone who is stingy about certain things

You are such a Lag Stingest

by STICKYGANG December 11, 2020

swingset gymnastics

Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.

Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!

Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!

by Shittiest_Definer_Ever February 18, 2021

Swingset Fingers

Used to describe the scent and/or taste of male’s dirty fingers. Specifically when the flavor resembles that of a rusty iron chain on a public park’s swing after you’ve been gripping it with clammy hands

Things were getting steamy and I started to suck on his fingers... I was devastated to find out he had some gnarly swingset fingers. The taste was unforgettable but eerily familiar.

The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.

by Madlibsss January 22, 2021

Swingset

A object known to launch objects typically people or cars a long distance.
The height and distance does vary depending on vehicle/person size weight and shape.

Niko got launched by the swingset and broke 15 bones

by Ugotdud September 5, 2021