tick n swisted

a condition of being extremely off the deep end, mentally, in a very socially unacceptable way.
or
just so drunk that when trying to say the phrase "sick and twisted" it comes out "tick n swisted"
or
dyslexic's of the world untie!

Only a tick n swisted person could think of such a cruel punishment like making a dude piss on an electric horse fence.

OR

"Hey, no problemo, man! I meant what you knew! It's a tick n swisted world out there!"

by SmokeyJoe September 11, 2005

Shifted-face

There is buzzed, drunk, hammered, shmamered, shit-faced and there is shifted-face. Shifted-face is an extreme form of inebriation that no one except the elites can handle. You become so drunk you start to see people's faces(including your own) shifted from their original position (usually a few inches to the right depending on your tolerance level).

Andrew: I finished the paper
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face

by k1m0z April 11, 2014

Swifter

Much like a swiftie but blindly defend taylor, void of all opinions. Will attack anyone (even other swifties) who disagrees with taylor. They are most commonly found on Instagram within the age range of 9 -13 and 40+. Will most likely have a username like @taylor.swiftie.is.my.fave1989

swifter: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY QUEEN SHE IS NOT A SNAKE !!! DON'T MESS WITH US🐍🐍🐍"

"The swifters are at it again"

by NewYorkAlligator May 28, 2018

swiften

v. to speed up

A subtle combination of the words swift and hasten, this portmanteau word can be used to describe anything that increases in velocity.

"You'd better swiften or you'll be late."

"Did you see that ball swiftening towards me head?"

by juba73 January 18, 2005

Swifter

A fan of Taylor Swift who’s so far up her ass they could reach the heavens. They base all their opinions and morals by asking themselves “what would Taylor do?”
*Swiftie =/= Swifter

Swifter: Ugh I hate Kanye West!
Swiftie: Shut up, swifter, we all know you only hate him because of the beef
————
Swiftie: Katy Perry’s new song is so good I’m shook
Swifter: 😱😱 how DARE you??!! Do you HATE Taylor or something?? Ugh 🙄 disgusting.
Swiftie: ....

by sneakingoutlate May 17, 2018

Shifted

To be moved physically with extreme force.

Rah! That guy got shifted!

by tenletters May 19, 2019

sifted

Another word for pissed off, rattled or just angry

man hes sifted or man im sifted cuse i faild my test

by -dil December 18, 2008