Swiffer Wet Jet

The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.

Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."

Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"

Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."

by GasPumpGiver October 21, 2010

Swifflenerd

Nerd since birth. Referring to their intellectual and their knowledge about everything that is non-relevant or non-important such as which Star Trek cruiser was faster.

Man that guy is the biggest swifflenerd EVER.

by HardRockin427 February 3, 2010

swiffness

the ability to "clean up" as in in sports. Be a dominant force in athlet

His swiffness led the team to win the League Cup.

by Sportsmaker December 5, 2013

Swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated. He caught the swiffles from her.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

swiffer snitchin

A cross between wet snitchin and dry snitchin.

Person 1- Man, Shane just dry snitched on me for cheating.

Person 2- Na, he straight up Swiffer Snitchin on yo ass.

by Trap Crap CEO November 1, 2018

Swiffer

Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.

Last night he made the swiffer, an it was great and im not dusty anymore from inside

by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020

Swiffer

The swiffer is a sex technique where you put a dead squirrle , or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrate a girl . Then she is not dusty from inside anymore.

Yesterday my BF made the Swiffer and it was fantastic. I never was so clean!

by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020