Semi-Lesbian

A poor excuse to be apart of a LGBTQ+ community

Semi-Lesbian is the dumbest idea someone has come up with this year.

by ChocoAki November 30, 2022

semi-cool

Something that is cool, but not entirely cool. Some would says it's aight

-Dude, check out my new furby it records military data...
-That's semi-cool.

by jeffba September 4, 2008

semibrity

- An actor or TV personality you seem to stumble upon all the time, but always forget or never bother to learn their name.

- A celebrity who (in your opinion) doesn't deserve to be that famous. (used as a minor insult.)

- Dude, isn't that the guy from Just Shoot Me?
- Who, dude?
- You know that tall bald guy in Just Shoot Me, he's a total semibrity?
- Shit, dude he ain't no semibrity that's Brian Posehn. He's totally famous in my book.

by Trollcan November 28, 2013

Fully Semi-Automatic

The scariest thing in the whole world, the ability for ghost guns to fire 30 magazine clips in under a second. Used by the XR-15 Shorty to kill hundreds of people in seconds.

MSM reporter: The shooter used an AR15 fully semi-automatic ghost gun with a red dot laser sight sniper scope that can fire 30 magazine clips in under a second.

by F-15E Strike Eagle June 25, 2022

Semibisexual

A shitty fake sexuality that invalidates bisexuals and the LGBTQ community as a whole. It’s just straight/homosexual with extra steps.

person1: Hey, did you hear? Jaime’s semibisexual. I’m so proud of her for coming out! She’s so vali-
obviously correct person2: shut the fuck up

by the ouma piss fic March 2, 2021

Semiliterate

Semiliterate: An adjective describing the state of being only partially or poorly literate. A semiliterate individual may struggle with reading, but their partial literacy is particularly evident in their writing.

Using slang is not itself a sign of being semiliterate, but knowing only the slang definitions of many words may be.

Consistently using the wrong spelling of similar-sounding words such as "their", "there", and "they're" is another common sign of poor literacy skills.

Perhaps the most frustrating sign of semiliteracy is the use of 'netspeak' or 'txt-speak', wherein the writer abbreviates short and simple words for no reason beyond laziness.

English: This test is crucial to passing because it counts for 25% of my grade.
Semiliterate slang: This test is crucial because it's too hard!"

English: "They're going over there to get their equipment."
Semiliterate misuse: "Their going over their to get their equipment."

English: "Why are you writing like that?"
Semiliterate netspeak: "y r u riten lyke dat??"

by Thanatos  March 24, 2011

Semi finals

A contest/event where a bunch of guys get together to compare the length and girth of their semi's. The winner receives respect, as well as the envy of others present at the event.

Paul : "Dude, the semi finals are being held at Jeff's mom's house this month."
Josh : "Sweet, I'll bring some Red Bull, a tape measure, and some partial nudity shots of Sigourney Weaver!"

by Manny974 October 10, 2006