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Craig Swanson 

The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
Craig Swanson by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022

dansby swanson 

Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.
Who's that fine shortstop?
Oh that's dansby Swanson
Wow

Kent Swanson

A person who tries to impress another while also still claiming that they are better than the other
You're being such a Kent Swanson, knock it off!
Kent Swanson by Kent Swanson November 28, 2022

ben swanson 

A stupid fuckin farmer that gets drunk off 1 IPA has a micro penis that eventually morphs into a vagina that gets pounded by his incest dad.
Wow ben swansons a fucking faggot.
ben swanson by IM A RUNNING BACK February 10, 2018

The Swanson’s 

A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!
Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!
The Swanson’s by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

Hornsby Swanson 

The ideal pimp or a player; a rizz god.
I’m feelin’ like Hornsby Swanson right now the way I’m mackin these bitches.
Hornsby Swanson by hornsmitt May 18, 2022