On The Swans

When you're too hungover or tired to do anything from self inflicted actions. There are three stages to being "On The Swans" Offline: You're bedridden from a severe hangover. Off the grid: Your friends are unsure of your location for multiple hours. Off the charts: You are unseen or heard from for multiple days due to a hangover

I drank way to much last night I'm definitely On The Swans.
Sorry I can't come out tonight I'm still On The Swans

by The Ruffles October 03, 2022

Swan

slang for thank you, a way of saying or giving thanks.
Derives from the phrase nice one.
a lazy alternative replacing the two words nice one with one simple word.
also swanton bomb which is an extension to this word inspired by the wrestling move created by Jeff Hardy.

'pass me that wolfbane, *he passes*
swan.'

'here's your money you cunt', 'swan'

by invAsianOfPrivacy February 14, 2010

Swan

Red Hot Chili Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis' nickname. Sadly, referring to his dick.
See also: 'Out in LA' lyrics.

Swan is so cute!
His swan grew when he spotted the hot girls.

by Roofpigeon October 12, 2006

swanning

Swanning is a term for dying. Originally, it only meant twisting yourself in your sheets while asleep and strangling to death. Now it can also mean having swans wrap their necks around you, drag you out into the water to drown, and then using your hair for a nest.

I've had such a bad day at work, I really feel like swanning

by nicksline July 12, 2011

swans

In poker, a pair of 2's

I was bummed when I got dealt swans in that game of Hold 'Em last night. But then I flopped three of a kind and took the pot!

by rhaps0dy August 04, 2004

swanned

to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned

I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

by billy bob smith March 24, 2008

Swan

Slag with a nigger. self explanatary

Look at that swan lets go stomp on her nigger boyfriend and give her some white cock.

Race traitoring swan lets teach her a lesson

If your white try to knock up swans.

by 1488wpww July 17, 2009