twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

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twatt swatter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Jessica: so mike what do you like to do for fun?
then suddenly Lisa comes from across the bar
Lisa: so Jessica how's your aids?
Jessica: Ugh total twatt swatter

by Mr. guy defining this word May 17, 2009

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An incredibly racist, hate-filled person who has the tendency to shout random obscenities/things at video games e.g. FIFA. Obscenities include 'Aids', 'you jebend' and 'you sweaty arab'. Having a strange hatred fo any good football players e.g Messi, Ibrahimovic

Lewis: Would you like to see my white cotton panties?
Kane: Oh god, he's doing a Salters
Lewis: Shut up Kane you dirty jebend, bet EA lick your arsehole like they do Messi.

by gibbotelli July 21, 2014

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Swafter

The term swafting means to pump the monitor of a computer vigorously with quick pelvic thrusts whilst playing World of Warcraft, which is absolute shit because there never was a word like this and was simply created to piss off Thomas W. (aka MR2.20 Top ﮒhot Tom (UK,CH)) and make him look like a complete retard by saying a word which doesn't even exist in order to insult other people.

"Thomas! You're such a fucking swafter!"

by Schwarzenegger April 1, 2008

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