crusty stainer

noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.

I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.

by Loganzo June 26, 2005

stainer

A ink that kills panels or anything else it touches. takes a little to dry. goes well with a L marker. Holla at kiloe if you need some.

Yo, that fool rocks some bomb ass stainer.

by serch April 15, 2006

Stainer

An abbreviation of the word wank stain used to describe gingers, nonces and gypsys.

“ OI STOP STEALING MY CARAVAN YOU STAINER”

“GET OUT MY ROOM YOU STAINER “ Stainer wank stain

“*stalls car*What a stainer ”

by DnixXxMeMeS#4 December 17, 2017

The stainer

variation of the shocker where you put the index finger in the vagina and 3 fingers in her anus while stimulating the woman's clitoris with your thumb.

Damn that girl left shit on my knuckles after I gave her "the stainer".

by J. Jonah Jameson May 31, 2009

swanner

Swanner: An obnoxious person that casually strolls into restaurants, shops and aeroplanes, regardless of the cost.

He's a swanner! He just returned from Barbados and he's already booking new first class tickets.

by Professor Andrew May 8, 2017

bowl stainer

brown streaks left in the bowl after taking a crap

I peered into the stall and saw one of my coworkers bowl staining.

by brian meade February 20, 2004

swained

After your anus is overbearing with sweat from physical activity, swanus is created. At this point one inserts their hand into their undergarments and gets a nice steaming batch of swanus in their hand. One will then run up to someone who deserves some vial punishment, and rub their hand all over the other's face. This person has just been swained.

Brad owed me ten bucks for the fireworks, so I cooked him up a nice batch during ultimate frisbee and swained his ass as I was passing by.

by Shalominhousin August 19, 2006