A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.
No example does him justice.
He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.
Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.
Beware, for he is watching.
Stanton.
He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.
Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.
Beware, for he is watching.
Stanton.
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3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.
3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.
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