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Suzie Chan

Suzie Chan is a stereotype for that Asian girl in your class.

Here are the few trademarked qualities of a Suzie Chan:

Her actual name is so impronounceable that she had it shorten to Suzie, Jean, or some other type of American name that isn't used anymore.

Her hand is so perfect that it looks like a type of computer font.

When driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident even though she is parked.

In Spanish class, her Spanish is better than her everyday English.

She gets better grades than you in everything. Even in driving school.

Her English is so botched, yet she manages to get a better English grade than you or any other native speaker.

Her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.

Has Hello Kitty everything.

She wears a face mask and latex gloves to go driving.
Suzie Chan got a perfect on her BAR and MCATs

If you see Suzie Chan in your rear view mirror, start praying to God.
by mistahtom@aol.com June 11, 2006
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shiftin' suzie

the act of shiftin' back and forth while waitin' in line, leading with your right foot, then left foot, then repeat; events include: the grocery store, concert events, movies, etc.
Sally: Hey, this line for the roller coaster is so long, Charlie!
Charlie: I know. I pass the time by doing some "shiftin' suzies" as the line moves up.
Sally: Good idea Charlie! I didn't know "shiftin' suzies" could be so convenient and fun.
by Jordanica January 23, 2009
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suzie-q

A drug combination of taking Seroquel with Cocaine, usually iv. Causes calming effects with a speedy high.
Let's get some of my mom's Seroquel and do a suzie-q so that we won't be jumping off the walls from the coke.
by corbc77 May 17, 2014
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Hey Suzie

when out with friends and spot a good looking man. To get your friends to notice you say "Hey Suzie"
hey Suzie (friend looks around and spots attractive guy) did you see him, god he was Hot
by miss wellsie November 21, 2010
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Boozie Suzie

Used to describe any girl named Suzanne once she has become violently drunk .
"Where's your Naggin?"

"Boozie Suzie drank it"

"Jaysus"
by pipmonk March 26, 2008
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Suzie Pants

1) An amazing friend who is incredibly nice
2) An obsessive compolsive organizer/planner
3) Likes to make up and repeat someones sayings, thus getting them to say it even more often (ie: yummm when something gross is said)
4) An amazingly fun person who has many uncreative nicknames, but can come up with many good ones
by Katie Becca February 8, 2005
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suzie

"So many Suzies on the quad today."
"We need more Suzies at this party."
by Phyrewall October 10, 2005
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