Sussex County Traffic Jam

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

by DP-BA March 10, 2013

suissed up

The act of being under the influence of any state alterign substance. Most often used specifically for low grade Mexican street heroin.

T.O. was so suissed up after doing those skin poppers that he tried to make out with a dude on the way to the hospital.

by Indiana Larry September 28, 2006

Duke of Sussex

A man’s cock.

And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…

by Gordo January 16, 2023

Sussudio

a girl who a guy thinks about alot, but seems to be inaccessable. From the Phil Collins hit "Sussudio", which reached Number One in the U.S. and Canada.

The Little Red Haired Girl is Charlie Brown's Sussudio.
Su - Sussudio. Oh-hoh-hoh. Oh-oh!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

sushed

to consume mass quantities of sushi.

"What do you want for dinner?"
-"Let's go get sushed!"

by blerb September 2, 2010

sussey

unexpected present; a little something

I brought you a sussey.

I am going to send you a sussey in the mail.

by Lea Cockerham December 15, 2004

Sussex

Minty county in southern England home to rockin towns like Brighton... and Bexhill and Hastings, woohaa!

Also, Sussex girl / Sussex boy = hot, likes to think they're left wing and are probably a bit posh. Well spoken, nice hair, reads Kerouac or Kafka.

Londoner: Yes when we're done with our careers we're going to buy a little cottage in Sussex so that the nibblers can run around without getting spiked by the rusty springs of broken mattresses anymore.

by charva April 10, 2005