surfacing crew

A group of friends who will watch each other's backs and hang in there with each other even when things get tough; people who are tired of drowning and are fighting their way to the surface.

"Molly says she's sick of sinking. She wants to know if she can join our surfacing crew."

by ginni July 14, 2008

Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

Surface dwellrz

Surface dwellrz are people who are unable to see the bigger picture or the deeper message within something ,
And also obviously people who live in dry land lmao.

Person : "I cant believe they didn't understand the point of my invention an how it could change the world..."
Friend: "Don't stress it thats cause they cant see past the surface there surface dwellrz fam!"

by Stalza July 16, 2019

surface miner

A person engaged in the collection of scrap metals and recyclables from an urban environment.

As he pushed his shopping through the park the surface miner kept a blurry look-out for bottles and cans, then paused at the bronze memorial plaque bolted to a new bench.

by Dr. U W February 25, 2011

surface wood

(n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.

Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.

"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."

by edward_violet December 16, 2009

Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.

"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)

by LeKemp July 11, 2018

surface bug

People who have no emotional IQ and are unable to relate to others on a deeper level.

"He has no depth, he's such a surface bug."

"I cannot hold his attention for more than a sentence or two."

Also people who live vicariously through tv programs and do not participate in real life - ignore their family/friends, have no interests.

Opposite: those who live in the deep end of the pond.

by camirror February 14, 2010