Pre-Sequel

A new movie that takes place after one movie but before another.

Friend 1: did you hear about the new star wars movie?
Friend 2: no, what is it about?
Friend 1: its a pre-sequel, its after episode 3 and before episode 4.

by Harmos June 19, 2016

gratuitous sequelitis

A disease capable only of infecting Hollywood movie producers. Symptoms include uncontrollable greed and a complete lack of creativity. Once the illness has taken hold, the producer will eventually unload a steaming pile of crap which he will then box up and label with the name of a successful movie plus the number "2" after it. The load of crap will be then be sold to the idiot audience, who gladly forks over money to take a peek at what's in the box, based solely on the name on the label.

In extreme cases, gratuitous sequelitis has been known to create many such boxes of turds, with sequential sequel numbers reaching into the double digits.

Did you see Highlander 2? That was the most amazingly horrible movie ever made. What a case of gratuitous sequelitis!

by Hollywood Sucks October 23, 2006

suque

verb; to suck, to be totally non-boxy, to salivate on, to be evil, hideous, really bad at soggy biscuit, or to have bad, mainstream musical taste.

1)Go suque on a wombat.

2)Your bands suque, man... You realize that Green Day®©™ is totally owned and operated by evil record company officials whose only goal in life is to rape and ravage all that could be described as music!? Eh?! I thought not.

by Some#1 September 5, 2006

squelchy

To fuck, bop, screw, bang, etc. but it is more-often-than-not used as a noun.

Never do the squelchy with a man in socks.

by itgirlragdoll October 24, 2005

Law of Sequels

Law that states that a sequel to a movie or game will always be worse than the original. No (well, okay, FEW) exceptions.

This law especially applies to movies and games made after 2000, when everything started sucking ass.

I don't need an example for the Law of Sequels, do I?

by Tisteca October 7, 2007

squelchy snorter

When you have to take a shit and you fart right before the shit sprays all over your ass

Oh man I've got a squelchy snorter

by Datbadasskid June 18, 2016

Squelt

A Ceasonal wizard who died in an Upper Spring Cave.

Squelt, I wish I knew you were my uncle before, but my father had his reasons I guess.

by 10:29 AM March 1, 2017