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Glutton for Punishment

A person who keeps going back for more bad things
She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.
by Eladicart February 19, 2020
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Capital Punishment

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.
"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."
by Scarlet O. Treece August 23, 2017
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Universal Punishment

The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.
Universal Punishment includes:

Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.

War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.

These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...
by Mob_Triggerman October 16, 2004
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funishment

A punishment that ends up being more fun than the thing you're being punished for doing in the first place.
Funishment,ok, y'know y'all?
by rob tough November 23, 2003
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punishment box

A box used for punishmentin the worst ways. The punishment box is a brutal punishment meant for people who are total asses and wont shut the fuck up.
Damnit go to the fucking punishment box you whore!
by ZasterSladin September 26, 2006
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gunishment

1.Derived from a combination of the words punishment and the UK slang word "Gun" meaning to insult. Therefore, gunishment means to insult in a severe and punishing manner.
2. Featured in the "Paedogedden" episode of British satirical show "Brass Eye". Here gunishment means to punish with guns.
1. "your momma's so dumb, she had you!"
"Oh no!!! That's gunishment!!"

2. "Paedos don't need punishment, they need gunishment"
by Kay Dash Plus August 2, 2007
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goat punishment

do you know goat punishment?

no. what are they?

ritualistic punishment of goats..

people who dont already know what goat punishment is.. dont deserve to find out
by weerez July 10, 2004
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