Suction King

Man who is amazing at slurping thangs UP.

Me: how did you drink that smoothie so fast?
friend: I’m the suction king!

by Suction King January 24, 2025

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000

The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

by Schreinn August 16, 2020

Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000

Oral sex that is so unbelievably good that words cannot Describe it

"Hello madam could you please preform the gawk gawk suction cup 9000 upon my genitalia.”

by Ph4nt0m N0v4 November 12, 2020

Apply Suction

A fancier way of saying "suck my dick". Used in occasions when you may not want the person to comprehend precisely what you mean. Usually accompanied with the word "sir", such as:

"Sir; apply suction immediately."

"Time reduction or apply suction."
"Apply Suction to my penile organ"
"In any case, apply suction."

by SirBenTheInvestigator March 6, 2014

Alabama Suction Cup

A girl not wearing any undergarments with a skirt

Dude, did you see the wet spot that Alabama suction cup left behind?

by Bill Evans March 12, 2008

midnight suction cup

to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.

this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.

by garrie June 26, 2006

toss some suction

to give head

boy: want to toss some suction my way?
girl: okay!

by chickenwingloverz July 9, 2017