subwoofersexual

meme-word; a person who blasts their subwoofers to attract the attention of any and all parties in sound range, but most notably to attract sexual partners who will appreciate their brand of display.
Also: that's ABSOLUTELY NO ONE according to the first attestation, in meme form.

hey Subwoofersexuals:
You know who thinks your car noise is cool?
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. (found on Facebook in 2022)

by mme.Maledicta September 27, 2022

Subwoofer

Somebody that eats a lot of suboxone

Damn, homie went from being on pills to a straight subwoofer

by Jeff keeton July 23, 2025

Subwoofer

A dog that eats Suboxone, having mistaken them for orange candies.

That damn Subwoofer are all of my prescription, now I'm gonna be dope sick!

by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026