stuble

Stuble is a very short, highly groomed beard. Stuble is more often worn by the urban man, as opposed to the unrefined beard of the mountain man, who of course is known for the harvestation of animals to acquire their pelts, or in the alternative, the so called "woodsman" who is known for the exploitation of trees in an effort to amass and garner a yield of wood, which in some cases, the unrefined beard of both the mountain and woods men can foster a home for foreign visitors such as lice, as well as other associated and assorted vermin. Stuble is a masculine trait which compliments other masculine features such as a strong chin, a dimpled cleft and a square jaw.

An example of stuble is a man possessing a five o'clock shadow

by Squinkey November 2, 2013

Staple Karma

When your trying to fire staples at someone and the stapler shuts on your own hand.

Colin "Dude that's what you get for trying to fire staples at me"

Emily "That's total staple karma"

by eflahe/cgresh June 16, 2011

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009

Stupefy

A spell in the Harry Potter series of books, used to stun your opponent in a duel. This is a common spell that Harry Potter uses, especially when fighting 'You Know Who's' death eaters in the 5th 6th and 7th Potter books.

Hermione: Hey Harry, how did you deal with all those death eaters near Hagrid's cabin the other night?
Harry: I used the 'stupefy' incantation to stun them and I hid them in the Forbidden Forest while they were still unconcious.

by Dan!i!i!i!i! December 9, 2008

Studle

A term used for power couples to study and cuddle.

Studle can also be spelled as studdle or studdel

Let's studle tomorrow at the library and show we are the greatest!

by Jseng12 October 30, 2016

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013