Studying

The act of bashing one's head against one's books in an attempt to learn through osmosis.

John is studying.

by u1025013 October 31, 2012

Studying

The commonly used lie or excuse for teenagers to stay up late and watch hardcore porn and/or Russian Hentai, while masturbating with coconut scented shampoo and/or conditioner.

"Nicholas Cage was always studying before his SAT'S."

by ChristainMicheal February 20, 2015

studying

What you tell your parents when your looking at porn

Mom: What are you doing up there?
Kid: I'm studying *wink* *wink*

by Speedy~ September 25, 2003

studying

something that students at ucla do before failing a test

jack: hey david what are you doing

david: well, i'm preparing to fail my test, the usual

jack: ahhh u r studying

by jerrybrowneatspoo May 12, 2011

studying

simultaneously texting, listening to music, and scrolling through Facebook while preparing for a test

I've been studying for 3 hours but still don't know anything for the test tomorrow.

by Free Amerika April 10, 2015

Studying

A disease in which an individual experience the sensation of impending death. The word studying is a derivative of the English words "Student" and "Dying." (Student+Dying=Stu-dying) Therefore it describes the process in which a student of any age is pressured to spend hours leering at textbooks until they feel like they are physically dying. The only cure for this disease is commonly known as "Summer."

H: What's up?
P: Studying.
H: Aww, man, I'm here for you.

by purple_seastar January 3, 2014

Studying my Cantrips

A slang for masturbation

“Dont come in mom, i’m studying my cantrips”

by Charyseledir198 June 11, 2019