The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.
How it works ::
You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
How it works ::
You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
That was one hell of an apple strudel bj
That was one slippery-slogan.
I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
That was one slippery-slogan.
I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
by taybag March 21, 2011
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A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.
A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.
Person A: (walking in school hallways)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.
Strodel: I will ruin you.
Person A: is that a threat.
Strodel: come here you
Person A: (sexually assaulted)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.
Strodel: I will ruin you.
Person A: is that a threat.
Strodel: come here you
Person A: (sexually assaulted)
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Get the stroodlism mug.Štrudla is big, massive, one of the biggest animals on Earth. He likes sweet stuff and sweet female ;).Sometimes, he likes to row but his knees are destroyed because they are challenged by his big fat 73 kg. He is 6 foot 4 and likes Yugoslavia.He doesnt like spending time with other creatures known as humans.As he has many female friends, his favourite is MaLaHa and they hate each other.He is better rower than some Bosnian imigrant called BartoL.
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A grown MAN Who COULD have a relationship with a highly intelligent, beautiful, classy woman who loves him; but he dates & has sex with STRIPPERS, THOTS & HOES instead.
- A crotch dog 🐕
A man who is intimidated by beauty & intelligence & would rather pay to receive attention & flattery. Low Self Esteem. Easily Intimidated by a strong woman. Narcissistic Asshole.
A grown MAN Who COULD have a relationship with a highly intelligent, beautiful, classy woman who loves him; but he dates & has sex with STRIPPERS, THOTS & HOES instead.
- A crotch dog 🐕
A man who is intimidated by beauty & intelligence & would rather pay to receive attention & flattery. Low Self Esteem. Easily Intimidated by a strong woman. Narcissistic Asshole.
Damn! Did you hear about Greg! That lawyer Rebecca wanted to marry him - but instead he dates Cinnamon from the strip club down East Street who btw is fucking all his friends! Greg is a dumbass STROUND!
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