Straddle Blasting

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.

"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. December 11, 2007

straddle the fence

To be on both sides, flip flop

"Taylor, before the camreas and media came, Laura was on my side, but when the going got tough, she got to running..."
Oh, she's straddling the fence huh?
"Yes, she LOVES to straddle the fence."

by HoodBot01 July 24, 2014

stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010

Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

Pearl Strand

A hot, thick, long rope of man jizz shot across the neck and chest of your female partner.

Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.

Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

kazuhas.red.hair.strand

kazuhas.red.hair.strand is a tiktoker who likes genshin and has 2900+ followers. They’re really nice and have cool content.

Person 1: “I love kazuhas.red.hair.strand’s content!”
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by gays4momoe June 24, 2021