orgasm stretch

when u stretch so good it like having an orgasm when u wake up or just when ur sat in bed

heyy bro I had an amazing orgasm stretch the other day

I love them bro

by DUKE2121 March 18, 2019

cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.

His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

lilo and stitch

the best show of all time

"Damn that was a good show, i love lilo and stitch"

-everyone

by theboy7 October 9, 2012

stretched too thin

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them

I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club

by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006

Text stretch

when you wait awhile to respond to a text message, whether on purpose or not...but usually on purpose.

dude, wtf that was the longest text stretch in history, what the hell could be more important?

by ummyeah10 April 14, 2010

Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.

Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."

by They call me Timmy the saint March 19, 2011

baccy stitch

To trick someone into inadvertently smoking a bong with mostly tobacco rather than marijuana, then laughing at them as they feel sick, spin out, or in the best case scenario, throw up.

Ha, Matt got baccy stitched, now he's whiteying hard!

by mctaffy1 October 16, 2014