Strasburged

The act of becoming scared or trepidatious before, during, or after confrontation.

Look at that kid, he strasburged so hard after the Captain question him.

by burg January 14, 2015

semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....

Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.

by fuckthathotass69 January 25, 2017

Mud Straw

A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.

Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

by Telephony August 26, 2014

suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

by Venix May 27, 2014

the straw that stirs the drink

term used to describe the life of the party

Every party needs the straw that stirs the drink...

by sheila in the car June 22, 2009

short straw

To get or draw the short straw means to be chosen for something no one wants.

Poor guy. He drew the short straw this time. I'm glad I don't have to do it.

by rtilley October 15, 2013