Stranglesville

When a person or pet has pushed every button possible to get you angry enough that you would like to strangle them.

But instead of committing the actual crime of strangling someone or thing to death, you just threaten them with a trip to stranglesville.
But due to certain conditions or situations a trip to stranglesville may actually include a certain amount of strangulation.

Dude 1: Yo homie, I think my girl might be going behind my back!

Dude 2: Damn bro! If that's true I'd be taking her on a trip to stranglesville!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

pumpum stranglers

thongs that are too tight so they strangle your pumpum.

I accidentally wore pumpum stranglers to work the other day and i could NOT wait to get home to take them off!

by BlackPanther415 March 16, 2009

strongly worded letter

something you send to someone when they are fucking up hard. normally with the intent to change something. sometimes a regular letter will suffice, but a strongly worded letter always gets your point across more effectively.

Matt: Kelsey, why hasn't that website approved our entry yet?
Kelsey: I don't know, they are really fucking up hard.
Matt: Maybe we should send a strongly worded letter, and they will fix the problem.

by pleaseacceptthis74639 April 12, 2011

toad strangler

An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.

That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.

by Jim from Alabama January 6, 2009

Austin Strangler

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.

Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.

by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008

strangling

Lacking crucial information, time, money, or energy.

My baby mama asked for that child support, but I said, "I'll get it to you in a week, I'm strangling right now."

by Dizastaa November 26, 2014

Taint Strangle

An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.

I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.

by Brandon T. P. October 1, 2008