the word staightedge is used to describe people who have made a life choice to refrain from drinking, drugs, smoking, and sex. there is nothing wrong with the people who have made this choice, and others should accept it, as well as they should accept others life choices.
kid 1: hey want to go to this party? there will be a keg.
Kid 2: no, i'm straightedge
Kid 1: ok, that's fine. i'll see you later.
Kid 2: no, i'm straightedge
Kid 1: ok, that's fine. i'll see you later.
by soccerchick#25 December 29, 2007
Get the straightedge mug.When a homosexual or bisexual person alters the appearance of his or her domecile in order to hide from view any objects that could be construed as "gay." This is done in anticipation of the arrival of guests who are unaware of or uncomfortable with the individual's sexual orientation.
Oh, man, I need to straighten up before my parents get here. Jim, can you hold onto my gay porn until they leave?
by DavidK93 April 12, 2004
Get the straighten up mug.one who refuses to enter the point orgy, always remembers they promised (once) to be nice, realizes that they agree legally to be 18 or over, posts only under one name, has always been blithe and carefree about points, never depoints in anger, or baits, taunts or derails a thread and never ever attempts to sex up the yay girls.
by concretebox February 1, 2004
Get the yayhooray straightedge mug.Girls can say this phrase when a cute boy is around and they want to tell their friends discretely. It is just another way to say a guy is hot or cute.
Pretend a cute boy comes onto the subway. You tell your friend that my straightener is hot. She will get the idea that there is a cute boy around.
by gocrazy54 October 23, 2010
Get the My straightener is hot mug.1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
by Mlle. Plath April 2, 2006
Get the left-handed cheese straightener mug.of a group of people who commit to a lifestyle free of drugs and alcohol, because those things are stupid
abbreviated as "sXe" or "xxx"
abbreviated as "sXe" or "xxx"
theres like four straightedge kids in our school, the other thousand or so get crunk at least twice a week
by mountain harold June 1, 2006
Get the straightedge mug.Raver: You gonna come to Jim's party later? There's gonna be some great dope there. Free alcohol too!
Straightedge Kid: Nah, that's not my scene.
Straightedge Kid: Nah, that's not my scene.
by Aja Brae June 5, 2007
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