straddle saddle

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !

Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

straddling raptor

When one straddles anothers face backwards and farts in ones mouth

Greg told me that after Nick tickled Jim, he receive the straddling raptor and pretty much sucked the fart out of his ass

by ducksaucewompa1 October 28, 2009

Straddle Racking

A concept made up by Mormons to try and fool the superior men

Mormons lie about straddle racking and they are to never be trusted

by I hate Mormons June 4, 2018

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

straddle my rail

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009