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Imperial stout

A form of beer, specifically a stout, brewed incredibly strong so as to survive long sea journeys.

It is 10% alcohol, jet black, consistency of cough syrup, and tastes almost exactly like chewing tobacco. Served at room temperature. Beer as man was meant to drink.

By the time you get one glass down you're half-buzzed, your tastebuds are dead and you're not hungry for dinner anymore.

In short, it is the only true Man Beer in the world and will put some hair on your ass.
by Carlysle T. Rocquefort May 18, 2010
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stottie

A large,white,round,flat breadbun sold in the north east of england. Stotties are mainly sold in Greggs the bakers. I've heard the name stottie originates from when they we're first made many years ago, the bakers used to throw the dough at the floor to check the consistancy, 'stot' being a northern word for throw.

The word stottie is also a local slang word for 'erection'...look av got a stottie!
' am gannin doon greggs for a stottie'
by strawberrycherry November 5, 2008
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stott on

I cant sit down ,Ive got a right stott on
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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Strutterball

The act of scoring a "strike" in bowling in the same frame that you began with a gutterball. Technically, it is a spare, but to score a strutterball is a true work of art.
"Will has been on and off bowling today, but his last throw was perfect and he got himself a Strutterball."
by oracleofchangeorders August 26, 2013
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Stout Middle School

Stout Middle School is a public school located in Dearborn, MI. It has 844 students in grades 6-8 with a student-teacher ratio of 17 to 1. According to state test scores, 33% of students are at least proficient in math and 41% in reading.
Child:Hey mom I wanna go to that school

Mom: u mean stout middle school
Child: yeap it's where I will find a gf
by Mohamed Fadak 🐐💦 June 2, 2019
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Stout Complaint

Lucas John "Luke" Helder (born May 5, 1981) also known as the Midwest Pipe Bomber, is an American domestic terrorist and former University of Wisconsin–Stout student from Pine Island, Minnesota. In 2002, while attending the University of Wisconsin–Stout, Helder planned to plant pipe bombs in mailboxes across the United States to create a smiley face shape on the United States map.
Less than a year after a University of Wisconsin-Stout student was charged with planting pipe bombs in mailboxes, a second UW-Stout student faces criminal charges related to the devices. The 19-year-old student was charged Monday with possessing explosives after being found with 11 pipe bombs in his dorm room.
"If I had a nickel for every time a Stout engineering student made Stout Complaints, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
"Don't get so heated you send a Stout Complaint"
"Some diabolical separatist organizations sent Stout Complaints to their opponents"
"There are tutorials on building Stout Complaints which I wholeheartedly disavow."
by fortnitegameing April 13, 2023
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mr. curtis stout

a lonely man with a bad sense of style gets no bitches and beats his meat to pictures of fruit his wife is cheating on him and he is unaware that he has no life
dont be such a mr. curtis stout
by da savage god 2 October 18, 2017
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