Stonks

When stocks go up

Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆

by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019

Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.

*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"

by honestly just bored June 27, 2019

Stonks

A pair of testicles

It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.

by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2009

stonks

A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers

he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball

by Rudis April 20, 2006

stonk

A fecal or flatulent smell that will not dissipate.

I was enveloped in my own stonk.

by ken dressler August 06, 2003

Stonks

The stonkiest stonks are the best ones

Mmm yes stonks

by 6199357N1994 August 28, 2019

Stonks

Stonks

Stonks

by ThatLonelyPerson0 December 15, 2019