stoik

The majestic fruit with a green shell and a red luscious inside. people who are uneducated and stupid call is waterm*lon (the w word)

yo Hamza can you pass me some stoik?

by pootootoo May 22, 2022

Stoicism

The ancient philosophy of Epictetus, Seneca the Younger, and Marcus Aurelius, among others. Stoicism focuses on living a virtuous life, and devoting yourself fully to your task at hand, while stressing indifference to the events outside of your control. Stoicism teaches that the quality of life depends entirely on the individual, and that events can only make you persistently depressed or unhappy when you are a faggot.

Stoics experience emotion like any other person, they have just realized that it is a self-harming choice to allow emotions to effect your well-being after the initial emotional reaction has passed.

A Stoic is, in effect, the extreme polar opposite of an emo.

Person 1: I find it amazing how Brian continues to exert amazing effort in his career, keep a polite demeanor around others, and continue to ritually hit the gym every morning even though his wife died last month.

Person 2: Brian practices Stoicism, he knows that reducing work ethic, ceasing politeness, or jeopardizing his health because his wife died is completely illogical.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 13, 2014

stidiot

A quicker way of referring to someone as a stupid idiot.

That stidiot can't see the forrest through the trees.

by Bill M August 3, 2007

Stoink

A person from Kilcar in Donegal, Ireland. Typically used by people from Glen and Killybegs or other parts of South Donegal to convey their hatred for Kilcar people

"I couldn't believe the amount of Stoinks in Donegal Town the last night"
"The Stoinks love a good kebab from Ricky"

by CMNGLK June 25, 2018

stoichkov

The greatest football player of all time.
Full name:
Hristo Stoitchkov
From:
Bulgaria

Stoichkov above all

by Zhivko Jijev February 28, 2004

stoikle

to hog-tie and spray with Cheez-Whiz

Don't make me stoikle your ass bitch!

by Phishr December 23, 2004

Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.

In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"

by kramssor April 25, 2009