Switzerland

The America of Europe.

Refuses to ruin their beautiful country by joining the European Union.

The white spot in the middle of the map of the European Union.

Switzerland does whatever it wants and doesn't take shit from anybody.

Switzerland has the largest standing army in the world.

by Der_Kaiser June 21, 2010

So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.

by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005

Elliot Spitzer

Former attorney general of New York State known for being tough on criminal activities on wall-street, prostitution rings and other corrupt activities. Elected as governor of New York in 2006 by a wide margin. Unfortunetely got involved in solicitation of prostitution and resigned as governor after serving only 16 months of his term. Seen as a huge hypocrite by many.

See hypocrite: People included: Jimmy Swaggart, Rush Limbaugh, PETA, Mark Foley, Bill Bennett, Michael Moore, Ralph Nader,Elliot Spitzer.

by Ryan F.... March 12, 2008

Spitzer

If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.

Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.

by John Casper-Schneider April 20, 2008

Spitzer

To lay pipe on a prostitute. It can also refer to getting cockblocked by the police or the Feds while trying to lay pipe on a prostitute.

"I spitzered the hell out of this hooker last night."
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"

by AfroJacks March 10, 2008

switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

Switzerland Mop

when a girl sits on someone's face with her vagina and wipes it all over that person's face from forehead to chin and ear to ear.

That guy has syphilis or gonorrhea on his nose because he let that smut give him the Switzerland Mop. So he went back and gave that slore the dolphin.

by Jerz Joker March 25, 2011