Still not king

Inspired by "The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn" by Cassandra Claire.

At the end of each day, Aragorn declares his status. Usually its "Still not King".

In real life it means "not yet, but definitely soon".

- Are u ready for a dinner?
- Still not King

- So, u're got a new job?
- Nope, still not King.

by kvazar October 16, 2009

Still chill

You're secretly panicking inside but you don't want to show it.

Still chill still chill still chill

by Your pirated music April 16, 2019

Still-Drunk

Different from stilldrunk. Still-Drunk replaces a hangover. For those who have thought ahead and drank a bottle of Gatorade and Advil before going to bed, they shouldn't wake up with a headache, but may end up with Still-Drunk.

Also applies to those with Iron Stomachs who simply don't get hangovers.

Still-Drunk can last anywhere from 2-5 hours after waking up.

Dude, I don't get hungover, I just get Still-Drunk.

by hellyes0 April 28, 2008

Still better than Justin Bieber

When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.

The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.

by Bhutterfly02 April 19, 2011

Still-piss

When you take a number one in the urinal, some guy comes up to the one right NEXT to you causing you to glance over awkwardly. This creates a build-up of pressure on your urethra and you just freeze until the guy finishes and flushes. (at this point you should flush 4 seconds afterwards to avoid further awkwardness)

Dude: Hey man, I had a still-piss when that fat janitor took a number 2 in the urinal right next to me, i was dying of laughter on the inside.

Cashier: That's great...? sounds rather inconvienient...

Dude: just give me my receipt and stop going off in a tantrum about your urinal issues

Cashier: alright, alright... hey wait just a second...

by Emmurity June 23, 2009

Still Single

Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.

“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”

“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”

“Oh that’s sad.”

by Idk.k April 15, 2019

still would

Despite changing circumstances with an individual, you remain sexually attracted.

IE you 'still would' sleep with the person.

Example 1 -
Person A: She was super racist. She called your mother a very anti-Semitic word.
Person B: Still would.

Example 2 -

Person A: I think I detected a bulge.
Person B: Still would.

by Full Frenzy October 30, 2020