Steve Job

-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera

Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"

by Barista420 September 8, 2012

SteveJobsism

A religion based on Steve Jobs and how he will save us. All believers of SteveJobsism believe that apple was better before Steve Jobs died, and that Steve Jobs will rise again and bring apple and the world into a new era of awesomeness.

I follow SteveJobsism, I am a SteveJobsits...

by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.

"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"

by Stevejob January 3, 2015

Steve Job

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.

Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.

by anonymous January 1, 2017

Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.

"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"

by Sebwich September 25, 2021

Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.

“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”

by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022

SteveBob611

Someone who likes goats a little too much.

Person 1: Hey, why do you have a 2TB folder of Ralsei images?
Person 2: Don't worry, I'm just a SteveBob611.

by RitzyJuice885 December 4, 2022