This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.
"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"
by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 19, 2013
Get the Steve Jobmug. The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.
by Ipod Dome Lover August 25, 2010
Get the Steve Jobmug. The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
Get the Steve Jobmug. by Pokommando April 17, 2021
Get the Steve Jobmug. A Steve job is when you masturbate to pornography on your smart phone. It is named after the man who created the most popular smart phone, the iPhone, Steve Jobs
I was too tired to get up to my computer and jerk off, so I gave myself a Steve job while I laid down in bed, using my droid and went back to sleep.
by SuperJew113 January 27, 2013
Get the Steve Jobmug. by michael dickless April 9, 2015
Get the Steve Jobmug. The act of performing oral sex while the giver is wearing a black mock-turtle neck. Similar to the style worn by Mr. Steve Jobs.
Jackie really wanted to show Ryan she loved him, so for Valentines day she bought a nice new mock-neck and gave him a Steve Job.
by MockNeckMertle February 27, 2011
Get the Steve Jobmug.