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staticity

What is with the staticity of my hair today?
by Kay Si February 6, 2008
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Stating

Dating across the borders of your state.
Jim: "What's up with Johnny? I haven't seen him in a week."
Billy: "He just started stating this girl from Nebraska."
by Mims304 November 29, 2011
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Statusing.

Commenting on someones status, to the point where it's a conversation. Especially in the event where you WERE IMing, and then, start communicating through a status.
"Statusing."
Status: Had a great day

Someone: Glad you had a good day.

Someone else: Me too.

Someone: Why was it a good day?

Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.

etc.
by Coocamongajoe March 17, 2010
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staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
by Josh1981 February 9, 2008
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stateing the obvious

To say that someone is doing something which they know their doing but the other person thinks that they are unaware of their own actions for example, "your useing your calculator".

It also means when someone orders someone to do something which is extremly obvious that it dosn't need to be orded like your blind or have a mental problem, like for example, "throw the ball" when your walking onto a pitching plate in a game of baseball.

It can also mean when someone repeats what you said like you have a posesed body or you have a memory span of five seconds, usually said to be nasty, for example "so your saying that you are actually gonna try and get a good mark in that exam".
Stateing the obvious:-

Person: hey
person2: hey
Person: your using your calculator.
Person2: yeah and.....
Person: you could get in trouble.
Person2: duh so.
Person: your gonna get in trouble your gonna get in trouble.
Person: shutup man stop being so immature.
by jjhfdhkfdk July 18, 2008
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statilinguicism

the statilinguicism became the opposite contemporary of the neologism, leading us to believe that the juxtaposition of certain elements of society was not enough. what we required was duality AND juxtaposition in ways that complimented our opinions and MY opinion in particular (which began to juxtapose with other people's opinion) because let's face it that is that an ego becomes the meaning of life (and the meaning of life sustains itself as long as there is life in occurrence) and sustains itself (or the bs) until it suits someone else anyhow, which in turn suits me or doesn't respectively depending on how robotic I'm feeling. I think I need to smoke some weed...
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
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Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex
Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.
by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019
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