satanism

A religion based on indulgance rather than chastity, services include men dressed in long black robes and women dressing seductivly or nude. Does not promote multiple sexual relationships but does not chasty them if it fullfills the desires of the individual.

Satanism has nothing to do with the Satan of the bible.

by Anonymous December 19, 2003

statens

the hottest people on earth; they have large penises and are very attractive.

gina: hey what are you doing tonight?

amanda: fucking the Statens!

gina: wow their dicks are so big you're not gonna be able to walk tomorrow!

by statenlover69 December 29, 2010

Statesist

When someone disrespects someone else, either verbally or physically, just because they are from another state. Usually has to deal with northern states vs. southern states, like in the Civil War. Or if the person doing the disrespecting is from Texas.

Texan: I hate Pennsylvanians. Them and their damned ketchup. (Heinz Ketchup originated from Pennsylvania)

Pennsylvanian: Don't be a statesist, dude. Hate isn't kool.

Texan: Screw you.

by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009

LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.

Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.

by transmasc witch June 14, 2022

Antichrist of Satanism

An Antichrist of Satanism was described on a cable documentary as a person who is trying to end Satanism in its entirety.

One current Antichrist of Satanism is a woman by the alias of Kmam who wants to end the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 6, 2020

Hyper-Statism

A political tactic in which a person or group of people will state an idea or belief. After which, they will identify the people who are opposed to the idea or belief. Once this is done, they will begin to over-whelm the opposition with petty insults, pre-concieved talking points, and exaggerated (and even false) "facts". This over-whelming amount of insults and "facts" will make it so the opposition will not have the opportunity to reply. This is a common tactic used amongst both the Liberal party and media.

Liberal: I believe we should require everyone to pay 50% of their yearly income to the government like England and many other European nations, it would help alleviate a lot of problems.
Person: I think we should allow people to do what they want with their money, we live in a Capitalist and free society after all.
Liberal: What!? You don't want to help pay for welfare, medicaid, medicare!? You must hate the poor, and the elderly!
Person: But I-
Liberal: Well since you hate welfare so much you must also hate blacks. That makes you a racist as well. What? You dont want us to live in a nice society? You right-wing nazi! You must want to give all the money to rich people. Why are you so filled with hate? You probably hate Mexicans too since you dont support amnesty! You're so close-minded.
Person: I never said-
Liberal: You're nothing more then a fear-mongering islamophobic racist! Did you know 91% of conservatives hate minorities?
Person: Thats fals-
Liberal: Well they do, I just can't even stand your hateful attitude. You're so homophobic.
Person: Well this is Hyper-Statism at its finest.

by Fundere Lumen August 22, 2011

StateVsMichigan

1) A football game played once every year between the Michigan State Spartans and the Michigan Wolverines.

2) Any other sporting event in which the two teams play each other.

1) "What are you doing right now?"
"Watching the StateVsMichigan game of course."
"Who's winning?"
"Michigan State, duh."

2) "Why did State have to win again?"
"Cuz Ann Arbor's a whore."

by LiveXAndXLearnX3 September 20, 2009